It’s what I love reading because there is so much happening in the field as a whole. I love how the YA community cares for each other as well. Writing it just made sense, cos it’s the best.
What Quidditch position would you play?
Beater, I think. Although I suspect I would be knocked unconscious within five minutes and chucked off the team.
What song makes you feel infinite?
Alaska by Maggie Rogers.
What’s the worst birthday present you’ve ever had?
Crikey. Umm. When we were going out my (now) husband got me a collection of things (t shirt, mug, keyring etc.) all with his gurning face on. Looking back, it was pretty weird and quite a self-confident move on his part but I was so in love, I adored the gift. So, maybe that’s the best present? I don’t know.
If you were a Book Thief, what book would you steal?
I Capture The Castle by Dodie Smith
Is your Daemon the same animal as your Patronus?
My Patronus is an Osprey and I just did a Buzzfeed quiz and my Daemon was an Osprey… SPOOKY. But I feel like I should be something that sleeps a lot, like a kitten after a long day.
Which dinosaur would you most like to own?
You know in Jurassic World where there is a place where kids can ride small dinosaurs? I want the tiny triceratops, please.
What’s your peculiarity?
I can swear with my toes.
If they made an action figure of you, what 3 accessories would it come with?
Cup of tea, comfy chair, laptop. I’m not sure it would quite pass muster as an action figure.
Would you rather fight a hundred duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?
Why are we fighting?
I’m less scared of horses than ducks so I would go for the hundred tiny horses. But there had better be a good reason, because those would sell for LOADS if I could just capture and tame them.
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte or Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush?
Toilet Paper – Overhang or Underhang?
Over. It just seems nicer.
You’re trapped on a desert island with the entire cast of the Star Wars films to date. Who do you eat first?
Do they die of natural causes or do I have to kill em? I don’t think Jabba or Jar Jar would taste nice but I wouldn’t mind if they were the first to go. Maybe if I have some garlic and butter – everything is better with garlic and butter.
What conspiracy theory would you like to get started? We’ll see what we can do.
That Chris Pratt was made in a lab, using DNA from Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis and Kurt Russel.