Because I am a young adult! Or was recently, anyway (I’m twenty-three). YA still feels like my literary home, so it’s what I love to write and read.
What Quidditch position would you play?
Definitely seeker – I’m terrible at working as part of a team.
What song makes you feel infinite?
Love Like A Sunset Part II by Phoenix
What’s the worst birthday present you’ve ever had?
Definitely when a couple of my friends got me sexy underwear for my 16th birthday and made me open it in front of our entire group of friends.
If you were a Book Thief, what book would you steal?
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Is your Daemon the same animal as your Patronus?
Absolutely – it’s a field mouse!
What’s your peculiarity?
I can’t remember the directions to anywhere. I literally cannot drive more than about 15 minutes away without the aid of Google Maps.
If they made an action figure of you, what 3 accessories would it come with?
A laptop, a can of Diet Coke, and the Cardcaptor Sakura wand.
Would you rather fight a hundred duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?
Definitely a hundred duck-sized horses. Can you imagine a horse-sized duck? Also I had a traumatic incident with an emu as a child. Not a fan of any large birds anymore.
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte or Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush?
Kate Bush all the way (I tried to read Wuthering Heights but found it a bit boring… sorry Bronte nerds).
Toilet Paper – Overhang or Underhang?
I honestly don’t have a preference and am baffled by people who do. Y’know. It’s toilet paper.
You’re trapped on a desert island with the entire cast of the MCU films to date. Who do you eat first?
What conspiracy theory would you like to get started? We’ll see what we can do.
If you could find some solid evidence that Keanu Reeves is an immortal vampire, that’d be wonderful.